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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

What Would Neidermeyer Say To Barack Obama?

Remember Mr. Neidermeyer from Animal House? He also did the intro for two Twisted Sister videos back in the 80s. Those videos were classic, mostly for the intros! I can remember kids in school and my buddies reciting those intros, verbatim, at the slightest whim.

I recently wondered what Neidermeyer would say in a meeting with Barack Obama. I have a pretty good feeling that it would probably go something like this.

"Alright mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this an administration? This is a socialist pig sty. I want you to straighten up in this area, NOW! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB!

STAND UP STRAIGHT! TUCK IN THAT SHIRT! ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE! TIE THOSE SHOES!

Universal healthcare? What is that?

Wipe that smile off your face. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

What is that? A HOPE AND CHANGE PIN!??! ON YOUR UNIFORM!?!? What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak. You do nothing. You are nothing. You sit around the Oval Office all day and play on that sick, repulsive, electric cellphone!

I CARRIED AN M-16 AND YOU CARRY THAT, THAT, THAT iPhone!

WHO ARE YOU!?!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?!? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR PRESIDENCY!?!?"

(For point of reference, here is the original from the Twisted Sister video "We're Not Gonna Take It"

1 comment:

Writer X said...

Neidermeyer would have a field day with Obama. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.