For years, on That 70s Show, Ashton Kutcher played Michael Kelso, who was not very bright. Turns out that Ashton wasn't acting! Maybe this explains his horrible performances in all of his movies. Everyone thought he was a good actor based on Kelso, but Kelso wasn't a character at all! It was Kutcher playing himself.
How do we know this? Well, because Kutcher has opened his mouth and removed all doubt to his idiocy, as opposed to keeping his mouth shut and merely being thought a fool.
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Then again, Kutcher is an unabashed Obama supporter and voter. I have yet to meet an Obama supporter/voter that had more than a lick of sense.
I have an idea! Let's use Kutcher to plug the leak! Since he thinks it is such an outrage, he wouldn't mind making the ultimate sacrifice to save the earth, right?
"I am Ashton Kutcher, I am purdy smart!"