A new feature here! I started it a couple of weeks ago regarding Obama's presser on Libya. I will occasionally take things Chairman Zero says, and translate it for those of you that don't speak Obama-eeze.
So here is what Obama said when asked questions about Japan: "I'm going to be making a statement later about Japan," Obama said in a photo opportunity with Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny.
Translation: "My staff hasn't told me how to feel about Japan yet, so I have nothing to report until they do."